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Get That Existentialist Crap Out of Here...

Someone should learn from my mistakes. Why not you?

4 July 1981
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Time is a terrible thing to waste...

Yes, sir! You too can waste time in the most fantastic of manners! That's right! And right from the comfort of your own home! In fact, if you're seeing this message, you already have all the equipment you need. That's half the struggle already! Hell, if you're seeing this message, you're already wasting time, so why not waste time by reading a LiveJournal?

In this journal, you can learn about:
  • My trials and tribulations in college and beyond!
  • My complete and utter ineptitude with women!
  • My opinions about current fashions!
  • My checkered past at Radio 1190!
  • My bizarre and twisted dream world!
  • My love for corporate America and their minimum wage slave jobs!
  • My self-depricating anti-semetic retorts!
  • My financial problems!
  • My philosophical stances and the various ways they oust themselves!
  • My disharmonious experiences musically!
  • My possible descent into the bowels of graduate school!
  • My issues with the government!
  • My downhill spiral into skiing!
  • My issues with politicians and people who refuse to get involved in politics!
  • And Much Much More!
That's right, folks. You can waste your time following my life as I see fit to report it! And best of all, IT'S FREE! That's right! Completely and totally free of charge! Sure, it may cost you countless hours you could be out experiencing stories for your own journal, but why put out effort when this journal is already there for YOU!

WARNING: Like other high performance aluminum structures, this journal should be inspected regularly for cracks. Contents under pressure. Point away from face and people, especially when opening. Not intended for children under 5. Adult supervision required at ALL TIMES. Keep out of drafts. Keep out of reach of children and pets. This message last updated 04/29/2011. Batteries not included.
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