"Knock, Knock," I say, a sly smile on my face. Wide eyes and excited grins greet me from below.
"Who's there?" they chorus.
"Eat mop who?"
"EWW! YOU SAID EAT MY POO!" I yell. They collapse in fits of giggles.
The joke is one I learned from a coworker at Eldora. It's sly, disgusting, and exactly what little kids enjoy.